If you have ever bar down snizzled, beat a d-man like a red headed stepped child, or made any duster look like he should be wrapped in caution tape, then this shirt is for you. Cheers to you for the 1st Star of The Game. - 50% Poly, 25% Cotton, 25% Rayon...
Normally when you get called up to play in the show, you're pumped. Living a life long dream, reaping the perks of playing in the greatest league in the world. You can take your minor league paycheck and safely add a zero before the decimal. Not you,...
This guy is always on the run from the law. Guilty as charged: Unpaid parking tickets, peeing in public, failed court appearances and this list goes on. Where would junior hockey be without the degenerates of each team and the reckless way they live...
"Every rink has at least one ""Boni Driver"" that leaves more standing water on the ice than a monsoon rain storm. This guy can be seen crashing into the corners and shaving off kick plate, like he's curb checking his rims on the median. Don't worry pal,...
"Happens once in every five years, but if you played junior hockey, there is a good chance you have been a part of a roadie where a man was left behind. At a truck stop, gas station, or in the hotel lobby. When the assistant coach says, ""check your lineys...
Seems as though the shootout always comes down to a player from each team with a chance to score for the win. Each guy has one good move that they use every time, but it no longer works, because everyone on the sheet knows it's coming. Maybe it's time...
This girl grew up in a solid hockey family with 4 brothers all older than her. Dad played a handful of games in the Show and 2 of her 4 brothers are carrying on the family name in the NHL. Always luring a quick c-note, this Daddy?s Girl supplies the...
On the best team in the league with 50+ points. Somehow this guy comes out of every game negative deuce. Maybe the fact that he refuses to block shots, finish hits and let?s his man slide through on face-offs can contribute to this guys horrid plus/miney....
"Ever play with a guy that is never where he is supposed to be on the ice? Man these guys are beauties. Clearly out to lunch, this guy thinks a strong side pinch is a chew that is thrown in when the team has the short change for the period. Could you...
The guy on each team that does a better job sweeping the ice with his yard sales rather than throwing filthy celes. We salute Mr. Duster for having the courage to skate out on the ice with black laces and brutal salad even though he has no clue. This...
Throwing that perfect SAUCE four feet high over red lines just because you can. Nothing in the way except for the grocery stick yard-saled across the ice. This SAUCE is purely EPIC...making any d-man try to fart and crap his pants. Features: - 100%...
Nothing better than a set of freshly washed gitch. Dating back to your first year of juniors, no arms and no calves left on this set of rags. Faded to the max, you will never gas this set of under gear. Why would yah? It has been thru wars with you. Your...
This guy is always mooching off your paste before warmies. He simply asks for a little pinch, but ends up using a quarter of the entire container. This guy is so greasy that you are going to start making this guy pay rent for the excessive use of your...
Do you ever wonder where all the tape goes on the road after the equipment manager throws it on the stick bench? This guy could be on the TV show Hoarders: Junior Hockey Edition. By the way this guy snipes tape from the locker room, everyone else on the...
"You were the best player the entire training camp, and now it is the regular season. You were so nervous that instead of throwing up, you sharted your breezers. Every time you get the puck, you throw it high hard off the glass leaving your liney, a three...
"Junior hockey teams typically operate on small budgets with voluntary interns helping out. There's always the one super fan girl who helps out just to be around the boys. By the end of the season she's ""dated"" half the team. Inside the room, she's...